Erotic Fan Fiction

Nov 22, 2003 19:42

Now I'm not gay, but I find infinite humorous possibilities in implying that others are.

This is the entry in which I post all the homo erotic fan fiction that I've secretly written about my favourite LiveJournal goers.

Ruxpin_Exe - feat BellWag )

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sparklesnort November 22 2003, 14:25:08 UTC
Jesus. Don't you have anything better to do?

Get a life, you tool.

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gothicbra November 22 2003, 16:14:10 UTC
"Don't you have anything better to do"? What a fucking faggot comment. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you typed that using the muscles in your arsepipe after your boyfriend shoved the keyboard up your shitter. Go call the fucking helpdesk, tell them that every time you fart you accidently open Excel. And what about "get a life, you tool"? You fucking hero. You fucking legend. I'll fucking give you tool, arsetyper. I'll fucking beat your head in with your Barbie Doll Fun Bus. Ken and Barbie will have to spend 5 hours at Carlovers washing your fucking useless brains off the cunt. Here's a thought, instead of posting like a fucking try-hard, go do something which benefits the world, like building a fucking catapult big enough to launch your fucking useless arse into orbit, so that every 250 years people can go outside and stare at Leslie the Gay Comet.

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31seel November 22 2003, 14:43:05 UTC
So when are you going to write the fiction?

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gothicbra November 22 2003, 16:16:18 UTC
oooo, scathing.

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31seel November 22 2003, 17:37:50 UTC
Hey, I have never been one to shy away from the truth.

& I appreciate what Guav is doing for us, I mean imagine how tense the president would be without the calming release he finds with Guav.

Whoo boy, he may be the only thing saving us from armegeddon

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HEY! throwingstardna November 22 2003, 17:26:20 UTC
I saw that!

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i will never be the same again.... fieryfae469 November 22 2003, 16:02:28 UTC
this is just SO wrong. WRONG i tell you!!

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Re: i will never be the same again.... gothicbra November 22 2003, 16:15:24 UTC
You loved it.

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Re: i will never be the same again.... fieryfae469 November 22 2003, 16:19:34 UTC
GAG not with BUSH and and Guav so timid and afraid. so NOT hardcore and powerful. he was so.... submissive! no NO NO NOOOOOOOO I am truamatized!!!!

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harold_penis November 22 2003, 17:33:56 UTC
Good work! More Ruxporn!!

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31seel November 22 2003, 18:08:51 UTC
Now I'm not gay

So, when were you gay?

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