The Buddy System :D

May 25, 2011 20:04

 I proudly present what Team Cookies cooked up for The Buddy System challenge at stargateland

Step one: build a team. More points with more buddies, even more points if said buddies are from mixed teams.

I made a request on the comm, offering cookies... and lucked out because seriously? AWESOME partners in crime, aka

Buddy#1 : fairjennet , Team SG1
Buddy#2 : gottalovev , Team Atlantis
Buddy#3 : rinkafic , Team Atlantis
Buddy#4 : ces_1 , Team SGU

Step two: given 100 prompts, we had to make either a one sentence fic or an icon for it. We split the prompts, so we had 25 each.

Step three: have fun. And boy, did we! lol! Since we dubbed ourselves Team Cookies, we decided to make a theme out of it.

I therefore present you our fills

001. bite:

002. reflection: Rodney stood still in the alley, overwhelmed by the multitude of choices offered to him, and wondered if Madison expected oatmeal or chocolate chip cookies for Santa's gift.
003. shoot: Rodney, perplexed by the tool in his hands, wailed, “What do you mean just aim the barrel and shoot at the sheet?”
004. shout: "Cookies are now served!" Janet shouted to her guests.

005. explanation: "You are seriously telling me," Elizabeth said, torn between laughing aloud and banging her head against her desk, "that the level six living quarters are flooded, Miko has second degree burns on her toes, and Atlantis owes the people of PX-523 twenty-three milk cows--all because a marine ate the last package of Oreos?"
006. caught: "I knew it, you thief!" Rodney shrieked when he caught John with a hand in the cookie jar.
007. spring: Eli grinned and held up his offering, saying, “I’m calling it Spring Surprise, but I left the steel spring out of the recipe I adapted, for safety reasons of course.”
008. open: Cassandra opened her delicate box of cookies carefully.

009. slow: "Too slow," Ronon said around the mouthful of tiny chocolate chip cookies he had just snagged off of Sheppard's lunch tray.
010. listen: Ronon listened for the tell tale give of the old wooden floor that proved someone, probably Rodney, was going for a midnight snack of milk and cookies.
011. flicker: Standing in front of the bakery counter, his first stop on his way off the base, Chuck let his eyes flicker over the offerings spread in the case him before pointing to a chocolate chip coated cookie as big as his hand.
012. future: A frustrated Daniel glared at Vala, “For future reference, when the not so nice alien asks for a cookie - give it to him!”

013. fate: "There are worse fates than being stuck in a galaxy three million light years away from the nearest Oreo," Chuck said, looking doubtfully at his bright purple desert, "but I really can't think of any at the moment."
014. found: "It's mine, now," Ronon said with a shit-eating grin, clutching tightly the half eaten bag of Oreos he'd found behind John's couch.
015. insult: Mitchell’s face started to turn red as he shouted, “I don’t care if it IS green, Vala, If you don’t eat the biscuit, they will take it as an insult, and if they’re insulted, we might end up dead, so it IS Cookies or Death, so eat the damned cookie!”
016. safe: “Now, where’s the safest place to hide a cookie?” Rodney asked in all seriousness.

017. wedding: "Oh all right, we'll come back for the chieftain's wedding," Rodney grumbled, "but there had better be some more of these raspberry cookies at the reception."
018. unexpected: John pasted on his brave face and his best smile before eating Teyla's cookies, expecting something would be wrong, but they were absolutely delicious.
019. smoke: “Uhm, just scrape off the burnt bits, Greer, the smoke flavor is actually kind of nice if close your eyes and imagine you’re eating a bacon flavored cookie.”
020. temple: Rodney looked astonished at the temple that was made entirely out of cookies.

021. shelter: As Dr. Porter followed her team leader through the driving rain, she thought longingly of the small guest house they had been promised once they reached the village; she had plans for a change of clothes, a fire, and the package of Fig Newtons in her TAC vest.
022. silence: The mess hall grew completely silent, everyone holding their breath as they waited for Elizabeth to announce if the rumor was true and the cookies had been laced with aphrodisiacs.
023. flower: “I did it!” Vala exclaimed happily as she finished piping a perfect flower atop her shortbread canvas.
024. hug: "I just wanted my cookie," Vala said sulkily and went to hug Daniel.

025. revenge: "They will pay dearly for their mistake," Radek told the scientists in the lab, no doubt making the people who ate his cookies very afraid.
026. stay: John didn't want to talk about what they'd went through on P7W-882, just to sit out on the pier in silence, and he hoped that the box of cookies would make Rodney stay a while.
027. envy: Rodney sat, watching Radek unpack his recently arrived care package from home with envy, concocting a plan on how to steal the fudge dipped oreos without getting caught.
028. animal: "That beast of animal just took my cookie!" McKay shrieked.

029. share: "This is your share," Madison said, handing her uncle one organic oatmeal-raisin cookie before clutching the rest of the bag to her chest, "and this is my share."
030. charity: "I can't believe you talked me into this," Rodney said to Zelenka as he used the new Ancient gizmo to make yet another cookie batch for the charity bake sale.
031. comfort: “There is no greater comfort than a warm chocolate chip cookie,” John Sheppard said sagely, biting into the offering McKay had brought to the infirmary to cheer him up.
032. click: “Did that cookie just click?” Jack asked his team members.

033. game: On his way to poker night, Rodney grabbed Sheppard by the arm and dragged him along, saying, "I need your freakish ability to hide your every emotion; my entire stash of cookies is on the line."
034. after: The problem with cookies in the Pegasus galaxy is that there is rarely milk that tastes like... well like Earth cow milk to drink just after (no, the Ygrinna milk doesn't count, on the reason of being purple).
035. touch: Sign seen in physics lab - “McKay’s Cookies, Do not Touch on Pain of Death - This Especially Means You, Sheppard!”
036. stab: Never in her life Vala had thought this would end like this: to stab a cookie to death.

037. partner: "No Vala," Cam said, "I won't be your partner for the bake-off, and don't go trying to steal my mama's cookie recipes either!"
038. jump: John used bits of the cookie in his MRE to make the little squirrel thing jump higher and higher and laughed when it started doing backflips.
039. bonds: “Some bonds are just unbreakable...” Rodney searched for a suitable example to explain the principle to the lab monkeys on a level they could comprehend, “... like milk and cookies.”
040. family: Janet pulled out her favorite family cookie recipe out of the cupboard.

041. concern: "Of course, our foremost concern is the fate of the crew of the Daedalus; the shipment of peanut butter cookies is only of secondary importance."
042. gloat: "I knew it, I knew my cookies were the best of all!" Rodney said when the dessert contest was over, gloating as if he'd saved the city.
043. hollow: Rodney groaned with disappointment, “Aw, it’s hollow, I expected a sweet jam filling, at least!”
044. cuddle: Vala felt very content cuddling a life size cookie.

045. dark : Yamato thought the silence might drive him mad as he huddled in the dark with his team, but he felt much better when he heard a rustling sound and realized that Stackhouse was eating a cookie.
046. surprise: Rodney 's eyes widened in surprise when Ronon gave him his cookies and promptly declared his teammate had to go see Carson immediately.
047. sound : And thus the ring of the last chocolate chip in Atlantis hitting the mixing bowl was the saddest sound ever heard two weeks before the Daedelus was due to arrive.
048. harm: “Oh, harmful can it be?” Vala said as she added some extra salt in the cookie batch.

049. sweet: "Sweet," said Ford, after taking a bite of the alien pastry, "these taste just like my mom's apple cookies."
050. breeze: The walk to the village was enjoyable, the weather sunny with a little breeze, though Rodney only perked up when he smelled the unmistakable aroma of freshly baked cookies.
051. tea: “Trust me, Teyla, you can’t have proper tea without something sweet to dip into it, that is just wrong.”
052. shock: Vala was shocked; how dare Cam insult her precious cookies!

053. betrayal: Sheppard hoped no one found out that he had given the last of the white chocolate chip cookies to Chaya.
054. war: The escalating war between the soft science and the hard science personel reached a whole new level when someone dared to steal Zelenka's oreos.
055. protect: Scott stood outside the small makeshift galley, intent on his task; to protect the newest batch of baked goods from those that might sneak in to purloin a nibble in the night - oh if they could only see him back home; reduced to sentry duty in a kitchen.
056. alley: Jack couldn’t resist eating the cookies that were dumped in the alley.

057. apology: When Rodney found the note taped to an empty box of cookies in his private stash, his immediate fury melted into a sort of helpless affection as he read, "01110011 01101111 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110101 01100100 01100100 01111001." (helpful translator here: http://www.convertbinary.com/ )
058. fire: To absolutely no one's surprise, Teyla's first batch of cookies caught on fire.
059. candy: “Then, Maddie, you press the little candy pieces in the top to make a happy face!”
060. drink: “You’re not supposed to drink a batch cookie dough, Vala.”

061. shower: "Don't let the cookies get wet," Sam said, looking anxiously at the picnic basket as the sky released a sudden rain shower, "because it's a long walk back to the stargate."
062. snow: The whole team played and fought in the snow for hours before huddling up in the cabin eating cookies with hot chocolate, breathless and happy.
063. silk: Sam pushed the plate away and pouted, “I didn’t want dry shortbread, I wanted the chocolate silk pie with whipped cream!”
064. pen: “Can someone give me a pen before I forget this cookie recipe!” Sam yelled hastily.

065. shield: "Oh, that's just not fair," Rodney complained, frantically trying to turn off the personal shield as Ford picked up the second to last cookie on the plate.
066. fight: Very few people knew that the endless fights between McKay and Kavanagh had started when both had grabbed a side of the last cookies at a convention in Atlanta.
067. hate: “I hate you,” Rodney glared as John grinned at him and daintily nibbled the edges of the last Girl Scout Tagalong and then proceeded to teasingly lick the chocolate coating off one tiny bit at a time.
068. happiness: Cassandra couldn’t contain her happiness as she opened her box of chocolate cookies.

069. shrug: "Nah," John said, shrugging his shoulders, "you can have all the coconut cookies; I'm a generous guy."
070. lecture: Ronon had heard McKay rant about the stupidest things before, but he couldn't believe John nodded in approval as Rodney lectured him on the proper way to eat an Oreo cookie with milk.
071. thoughts: “So tell me all your thoughts on medicinal herbs and their inclusion in baked goods,” David Parrish said as he slid into a seat at the table beside Lorne and Sheppard.
072. vows: “Do I really have to put ‘I will bake cookies every Sunday morning’ in my vows?”

073. laughter: "I guess Katie decided to make her special cookies after all," Cadman mused, hearing the sound of hiccuping laughter coming from the botany lab.
074. hair: There was no escaping it: Rodney's cookie eating frenzy left crumbs everywhere, including John's couch, his bed and even in his hair.
075. gentle: “Teyla, you can’t beat the batter so hard, you need to be a bit more gentle, or they won’t rise properly.”
076. paper: Elizabeth had searched everywhere in her office, but that piece of paper that contained the cookie recipe was just gone.

077. power: 

078. flame: If you believed the Tauri, there was a very specific distance to keep the white sugary thing from the flame so it would roast perfectly before being put on a cookie and a piece of chocolate (the result was worth it, though).
079. books: “Vala heard you had Paula Dean cook books, and she’s willing to trade finished product if you let her borrow them... and sneak her into the commissary kitchen,” Daniel said to SCam.
080. nightmare - Jack never thought it was possible to have a nightmare - about the cookie monster eating him.

081. food: "Now the wraith are nothing like humans," Dr. Biro told her new assistant as she prepared to dissect the charred and severed finger of the wraith queen, "so instead of pretending that this is a piece of overcooked meat, I like to think of it as a chocolate covered cookie--a ladyfinger perhaps."
082. lost: John only registered that he'd lost the poker tournament when Lorne gleefully swiped the table clean of the cookies that had been used in place of money.
083. you: “That was my snicker doodle, you thieving dread-locked bastard!
084. gift: Sam was really touched by the Asgard's gift, a basket full of chocolate cookies.

085. time: "There's never a bad time to eat cookies," Ronon explained, seemingly unconcerned about the wraith darts whining in the distance.
086. fall: Every fall, Jeannie makes a special batch of cookies with pumpkin seeds and wishes she could send some to Mer.
087. follow: “Jack, you know I would follow you through the fires of hell, but if you don’t give me that box of Thin Mints back, I swear, I’m quitting!”
088. forever: "I'm so eating these cookies forever!" Chloe exclaimed.

089. taste: "Ugh, Athosian beer tastes awful with chocolate cookies," Dr. Keller said, wrinkling her nose in distaste.
090. forgiveness: They hadn't spoken for weeks over a silly argument, but the cookie that had been left on his desk tasted like forgiveness.
091. mine: Sheppard’s hand snaked out over the table and snapped up the oatmeal chocolate chip bar as he crowed triumphantly, “Mine!”
092. water: Vala was disappointed; dipping cookies in water did not make them taste better.

093. flirt: "Alright Kirk," McKay said, nudging John with his elbow and then waving his hand toward the head councilor's rather unattractive daughter, "you can go do your thing; and, oh, see if you can get them to trade for some of those cookies that almost taste like vanilla wafers."
094. breakfast: "Don't tell your mom, but a row of cookies and a glass of milk is a perfectly acceptable breakfast."
095. stress: And in conclusion, I can not stress enough the importance of coffee, coffee filters, flour, sugar, baking soda and powder, and chocolate chips to this mission.
096. jealousy: Teal'c glanced jealously at Jack's plate of cookies.

097. blood: Unable to get the sight of Dr. Parrish's blood-spattered face out of his mind, Lorne traded his second to last ballpoint pen for a box of Samoas to take to the doc in the infirmary.
098. flee: The Athosian children organized a tactical op against the desert table before fleeing in every direction, laughing and clutching cookies and cake close to their chest.
099. expression: Smiling at Evan’s expression, David leaned in and caught the crumb off his lip with the tip of his tongue.
100. red: Red cookies taste much better then green ones, Teal'c concluded.

Fellow Team Cookies members? you are the best! thank you!

sgu, sg1, sga, stargate land

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