hmmm......quite an interesting situation i find myself in.

hmmm indeed....

:D

I'm so glad to be back.

so some guy in a motor vehicle today decided that instead of making a left turn to the right side of the road like he's supposed to, he would turn onto the left side of the road, into oncoming traffic, and come inches away from hitting me head-on. smart guy

what a surprise, he was a D.C. driver.

i love taking care of drunk guys throwing up on a thursday night whilst i have a 5-page paper due at noon the next day that i have written 2/3 of a page of

it's so much fun :)

somebody get a knife and cut me off a hunk of that sarcasm

so, just an observation about myself.  I have never had a recurring dream of any kind.

That being said, there are a few dreams that I wish were recurring.

random drunk guy on the sidewalk at 3 am: "Hey, how's it going ( Read more... )

operation kill mike rosensky needs to commence as soon as possible

woot wooooooooot ( Read more... )

why is it that whenever i go to that pond at night i see shit? fuck.

plus i almost broke my belt. must find more efficient ways.

Me and my sparkling cider are going to the pond at midnight.  Here's to a new one.

wake up/arcade fire