man wot a tym to tayk a toylet brake

ey gott a P! ey gott a P! ey gott a - P!

Editerd: oh, red it rong, gott a D :( butt paruntly yu carnt entiyurly fayl frum a yor diry entrees its oanlee hoamwerk if id noawn i wus gonna get a D i wudnt hav bovured. oh, at leest i didunt get a T. Newts ar orful. goeng badly, wudnt be serprysed if im heer next yer. hey colin wed be in thee saym ( Read more... )

wel ther yu goe. it seems the skool not oanlee puts potter abuv everywun els but orlso ennywun he konsorts wiv. the WHEESLEY wopped hiz oan hand of end missus pomfry is goeng tu PUT ET BAK ON ( Read more... )

happy birthday to me
happy birthday to me
happy birthday to (me-e?)
Happy birthday to me

hehe. and yu noe wot this meens.

( yu du noe, yu reely du noe )

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wel luk bet ya orl jellus lukkit wot ey gott!


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books books everywhere. this thing takes too long! why must everyone want books hogsmeade is big place. yes. grammar book from madame malfoy say weird things. and i mean say, every time i open the small one it yells! and calls me stupid. hum. big author type lady is in wherebooks today i read newspaper and it said so. may go and get the book ( Read more... )

wel, fil stoopid (coopid), crunkul sownd (hownd) wus paruntlee crabs rappers ling (dyin) on thee flor (dor). its oanlee tayken a wik to figurr owt haha. newyaz. thee hoal plays heer is weerd. soe menny peeple ar stormin rownd wiv eevul luks on ther fayses end peepul ar cryin fer noe aparunt reeson (seesun) ennywae its bugin mee end shud be stopd. ( ( Read more... )

o mann i nevur nu wot paradys hogwurts woz untul we caym bak. peeple scremin bludy merder, crab snoarin lyk a hururcain end blaymin et on me end throaing choclut evrywer wots up wiv thet?? end thee tens wer orful. orful. owers smeld lyk katfink pis end of cabiges. end anuther fing wy must thee howselvs et hogwurts mayk cabiges tu putt wiv tee? wus ( Read more... )

weal colane seed i shod gig vet sparkling choker a gone agent butt eye daunt lock wet happened lest teem if treed ut yoyos et on profuse banns or wiz it professor mugonaguls demur anyway! i huff treed i still donate fink it weirs properly the ( Read more... )