I don't get it.

What the fuck? I just spent a WEEK being unable to right write? in this thing. DID SOMEONE TRY AND CHARM IT? I couldn't write! Words wouldn't form! The blasted ink and my blasted quill would NOT. FUCKING. WORK. Why?? Why can't I write?? Huh. I reckon it was the Gryffindorks. Or the Ravenclubheads. Or the...Hufflepoofs ( Read more... )

I hope everyone went home and found their families dead. Or captured. Or both. Heh heh.

( PRIVATE TO DRACO MALFOY )

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW QUIDDITCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED, YOU FUCKING PUSSWADS!!! Injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries, injuries!!

Gryffindork GRYFFINDORK Gryffindork GRYFFINDORK Gryffindork GRYFFINDORK.

It's nice to see that my PIE and my CAKE and my SWEETS and my CHOCOLATE and my BISCUITS have not been tampper tammpered dampered? timppered fucked with again!! Bloody Hufflepuffs, I reckon you're all out trying to give each other the shits get each other sick!! AND I DON'T WANT TO TRY TO READ ABOUT COMING OF MANLY AGE ACTIONS ( Read more... )

FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF!!!

Next time I won't be so nice.

WHY. PIE. RUINED. FOREVER.

MY ARSE HUR

My stomach hurts!!!!

Bloody dolts, you'll get what's coming. Heh, comin