The Firestone Fiasco

[gprunnerman]

Well, I was going to start this journal entry off talking about my flirtatious fuck-ups last night, but instead I paused the writing of this memoir, slipped on a pair of porn shorts and partook in an old past time that I haven't done in a long time: running in the rain! At first, It was cold and wet, but it didn't take long for the bliss that is

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[gprunnerman]

This may come as a shock to you, especially after last night, but I do hold relationships in the highest regard. Granted I have had my whoring escapades, especially recently, but I fail to see how that diminishes my ability to find a significant other. For one, I don't have a significant other because every guy I have liked in that fashion has dropped the "I just want to be friends" line on me...and I mean EVERYONE! It's not like I haven't had my share of genuine dates and guys that I could have seem myself devoting all of my time to

[emeraldexile]

please explain to me what porn shorts are..

[gprunnerman]

the short split shorts that runners wear