"I have gone to find myself.

if I get back before I return,

keep me here."

-(my new t-shirt)

I bought a dress for my kitty.  It is red and white and  looks like a little school girl outfit with a doyly and a red pleated skirt! She looks ridiculous in it!

So, I found these dresses online, and I want them for my kitty! She would look so cute. FREAKIN' CAT DRESSES!    spoiled.

( kitty dresses.... )

I TOUCHED CHAIN'S

EYEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA

I purchased BALLS today......

FIFTEEN little ones,

and TWO giant ones... in different colors.

(I would have purchased more, but did not have the company of a supportive diad, and people started looking at me funny...)

They filled one and a half shopping carts, and small children were impressed.

Well actually, I thought it would be fun to throw ( Read more... )

My mom came to visit today and brought her border collie/aussi mix dog to play. oh, god...I am going to kill this dog!!!

Not only is he ridiculously untrained, hyper, and chews everything in sight, but he is rude rude rude rude rude!!!

My mom walked him three times while she was here, and still he peed in my apartment twice, ON PURPOSE!!!

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Zn... Zinc
You scored 25 Mass, 33 Electronegativity, 58 Metal, and 0 Radioactivity!

You have a strong sense of the communal good and you aren't too demanding. You know better than to mess with the powers that be. You value being surronded by the right people, but don't care too much about what people beyond your group think of you. You are also ( Read more... )

Advanced
You scored 92% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 40% Expert!

You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused ( Read more... )

Don't let strangers into your apartment!

but what if they are a neighbor?

No!

but what if I meet them at the dumpster in my apartment complex?

NO!

but what if I find a really wonderful, perfectly good terrarium next to the ( Read more... )