o16 :: a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing

[grab_my_bells]

Lin, I'm not contagious anymore. You can put me back on schedule. I'll try to make this my last unexpected vacation for a while, okay? I'd hate to make you miss me any more than you already have

Comments

[forgottenbaika]

I don't have an ear or a tail! Do you know why?

[grab_my_bells]

No idea. Sometimes events skip people?

[forgottenbaika]

Oh, but I would have liked to have them!

[grab_my_bells]

You could try asking The Tree. Maybe it does requests.

[spandexisyouth]

Probably? Probably??? Bell! If your dog harms my son I will not be happy!

[grab_my_bells]

He's only going to try to chase him up a tree for a while. Tenzou's bark is worse than his bite.

[spandexisyouth]

I am giving Lotus permission to stuff Tenzou in the linen closet.

What color are your ears?

[grab_my_bells]

Hey. Give him a bone. He'll behave. at least put some water in the closet for him

Dark brown. They're nice and soft. Do you want to touch?

[unevoked]

[lucky bastard, being a dog.]

Nah, just cat ears over here. Thinking that dog ears might be a little [Pentaps. Saying 'less gay' might. be slightly offense.] better.

[grab_my_bells]

[oh yes, he did 'get lucky'.]

My condolences. And yeah, dogs typically are. Better luck next time, hm? [lol. He would totally agree. being a dog is far less gay]

[unevoked]

Be better if the dog'd stop chasing my tail instead've her own.

[grab_my_bells]

You could try to find another distraction for her. I hear throwing balls or sticks works well.

Or tell your tail to behave itself and stop looking enticing.

[man_genius]

I've already figured out how to hold a pencil with my tail. Writing is proving problematic. The ears are useless as far as I can tell.

[Here Bell have a tail doodle]

[grab_my_bells]

Very clever, I'm sure. [Lol. Oh, Genius.]

Well, can your ears hear, or are they purely decorative?

[man_genius]

[A really bad happy face goes here]

Hmm still needs work.

Not really, I tried snapping in front of them and didn't do anything. I can kinda move them, if spastic twitching can be called movement. I just don't know what I'm going to do with my jeans once this is over. There's a freak'n hole in the seat!

[grab_my_bells]

[Aww. A for effort]

But you lack much muscle control on them. Interesting.

I'm sure those jeans could be used for something. "Easy access," if nothing else.

[sting_to_death]

Nobody missed you, just so you know.

[grab_my_bells]

I know. Especially not you, right?

So do you have cat ears and a tail? Or did you somehow miss out?

[sting_to_death]

I won't tell you.

[grab_my_bells]

Even if I use 'please'?