I went to the store to get conditioner and came back with shampoo.  Now, I have three bottles of shampoo (and zero bottles of conditioner) in my shower because this is not the first time I have done that.

I may or may not have made a shirt that has a dinosaur saying that ( Read more... )

"Oh my God, don't ever die. 'Give me my Romeo and when he shall die take him and cut him out in little stars and make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night.' Did I ever tell you I played Juliet in the fifth grade? I did. Opposite Stephen Polumbo's Romeo. Oi, what an actor he was. He started crying during my ( Read more... )

If you don't have feet you can disregard this PSA.

OLD NAVY HAS CHANGED THEIR FLIP FLOPS.

Okay, let's start off with: I love my job.  It's like the greatest thing in the world.  Everyone should get to play with special needs kids for a living.  You get hugs like every five minutes.  However, if there was maybe one tiny thing I could change it would be Kids TV Shows.  I mean, some of them are okay: Backyardigans I don't mind, Blue's ( Read more... )

Today I visited the Social Security Office to try to get my identity back.  It wasn't stolen or anything, I just misplaced my Social Security Card, license, and a $300 check.  About a month ago.  Anyway, here is what I learned at the Social Security Office today ( Read more... )

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"You get them wrong before you meet them, while you're anticipating meeting them; you get them wrong while you're with them; and then you go home to tell somebody else about the meeting and you get them all wrong again. Since the same generally goes for them with you, the whole thing is really a dazzling illusion empty of all perception, an ( Read more... )

ATTN everyone with at least three of the five senses intact:
Today, the tenth day of December, the greatest thing anywhere on the internet finally came to life.

Yes, MeRi's and my sitcom has premiered.  If you do not watch it at least five times consider us not speaking until I have something to tell you or want ice cream or something.  It is called ( Read more... )

I was so OCD today.  Well, I am OCD every day, but today it was way more prominent.  I totally went Howard Hughes on my keyboard and took off all the buttons and cleaned all of it with Q-tips.  It was so awesome.

Playing with my cousins is hilarious because it turns into things like this:


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