Does this hotel almost constantly wish to deprieve me of sleep?
I will strive to ignore the continuous mindless chatter, but I cannot stand the stench of burning. Thankfully this is not the forth floor.

If you are roomed on the forth floor, leave the flora in the hallway be. I am in the process of remodelling and I will not be pleased if even a ( Read more... )

Superior, while trying out various features this gadget has to offer, I stumbled across something rather ...curious.
Have a look for yourself.

On a semi-related topic, has anyone tried out the 'instant messaging' feature these devices have?

I dislike ice. Thoroughly.

Now that nine in the morning has finally rolled around, I shall take up residence on one of the sofas in the lobby and sleep some. I believe it is best to have my wits about me this afternoon.

Please do not disturb me.

For your own safety.

ATTENTION, OCCUPANTS OF FLOOR 7: do not ignore that persistent, damnable, little blue man if he starts blowing on your face when you're trying to sleep, in the hopes that he will go away.

Trust me.

I... have just had a very close call. Worse than the flock of flying turtles that attempted to devour my hair.

If there is anyone else unable to sleep ( Read more... )

Do any of you happen to have any of this on you that you're willing to part with?


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I have a sneaking suspicion that I will not be able to squeeze through any doors today. Or even dress properly, for that matter.

I'm having a little trouble with my back, you see.

I am now under no illusions that the sense of humour those responsible for this hotel possess is anything but twisted ( Read more... )

I was unpleasantly surprised by my new room assignment on floor 10.

All issues of existence aside - I appear to be transparent in the middle of a blank, unending void, you see - I have been roomed with Vexen.

Vexen.

Perhaps the gravity of the situation is still not clear. We will be locked in together for twelve whole hours with no barriers ( Read more... )

It has been, more or less, a day since I arrived.

This whole indefinitely trapped business leaves my mind wandering back to the fate of my garden, without my care and attention. What shall become of my hydrangeas, my hibiscus, my lilies? And what if my vines and ivies aren't kept in check? A short absence will not make any difference, but that much ( Read more... )

There are worse stories being whispered around, and yet, it must be said.

Floor 7, room 95, suite. The log cabin theme is quaint. The loud plane noises every five minutes are notThe source of these noises perplexes me. There are floors above here and there were no signs of any flight paths over this Hotel before I entered. I am beginning to ( Read more... )

How kind of the responsible party to provide us with new technology. It is a shame it does not quell my want to be blisteringly angry.

I am far from fond of my plans being ruined.

The fact I am trapped within this hotel is made minutely better by the knowledge that since communication to the outside world is not only forbidden, but enforced as ( Read more... )