Rowdy drunks downstairs
Lovers lovin bed next door
Ack! Nowhere to hide!

December 18, 2006, 12:58 pm, Eastern Standard Time. I am here.

Dason: oooOOOOoo, I've reached the end of the map! (with joyously inquisitive but still characteristically robot-esque tone ( Read more... )

Me: (motion toward creepy-looking fella in corner of screen) What's that thing?
Dason: (matter of factly) It's a lich.
Me: (blank stare)
Dason: It's a cavedwelling undead monster who casts spells and summons other cavedwelling undead monsters.

[this is 10 times the funny if you know Dason]

I love my darling kitteh ( Read more... )

So, it's become impossible to deny that autumn is upon us. Dread has been creeping in for the past few weeks. Dreading winter. Perhaps I'm getting old ( Read more... )

i've started praying again. not to the god i thought i knew in middle school. my biology teacher calls it 'the great spirit'. i like that. some cosmic consciousness that binds everything together, from which we unfolded. that was before modern chaos got in the way. before we shriveled under the burden of roles, charades, technology, doctrines, ( Read more... )

i found two little kids (7ish) sitting on my stoop after work today. they surrounded me, stole my muffin, then my bandaids, and pissed off my cat. they didn't even have enough owies for all those 'aids. they were my last spongebob ones, too. no more glowing in the dark :(

i should have babysat more as a teen. or perhaps remembered to grow a

My friends, I have some unfortunate news. You may have already heard, and I'm sure you're as devastated as I ( Read more... )

hi lj. miss me ( Read more... )