*pokes you* You should post more often. It gives me these fascinating insights into your psyche.
For the records, I'd like to point out your aunt had fucking issues and obviously really needed to get laid. Not to mention that I'd kick her ass if she wasn't already dead.
As if Saint Peter would allow you to drag box after box of your own personal journals up before the pearly gates and read to him.
Uh. You actually *believe* in Saint Peter?
Of course, I thought she'd come unglued when she saw I'd paid her $5,000 for it. Considering what her work will mean for mine, that's really nothing at all.
You mean, you actually won? She didn't manage to force you to take it back? *is impressed*
I still hate to think about that day, the way he raised his voice to me. It scared me really. I know he thinks nothing scares me, but when he raises his voice I feel as if everything is coming apart and envision a life alone. I can't have that. I won't live without him. He is my world. I love Karl to distraction.
*pokes you* You should post more often. It gives me these fascinating insights into your psyche.
Well I did just get through pointing out that I've let myself get lax about it. You could remind me if you'd like. I'm sure it'll be infinitely more enjoyable to receive reminders from you than it was when my aunt did it.
For the records, I'd like to point out your aunt had fucking issues and obviously really needed to get laid. Not to mention that I'd kick her ass if she wasn't already dead.
*sigh* So I feel the same way about your father but I dont go trying to kill him now, do I? My aunt was just raised in a severely strict and overly religious household. My mother was smart enough to get away from it early.
Uh. You actually *believe* in Saint Peter?
It was a joke love. I believe there is a higher power. I do not believe there are a bunch of old men running the gate to Heaven or whatever.
You mean, you actually won? She didn't manage to force you to take it back? *is impressed*I direct deposited the money into her account.
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I'm sure it'll be infinitely more enjoyable to receive reminders from you than it was when my aunt did it.
I could bribe you with blowjobs. *perks up* A blowjob for each paragraph.
*sigh* So I feel the same way about your father but I dont go trying to kill him now, do I?
My father never hit me. By the way, he asked how you were doing in his last e-mail. I suspect he must have been really drunk, but still.
It was a joke love. I believe there is a higher power. I do not believe there are a bunch of old men running the gate to Heaven or whatever.
Oh, thank you. Can you imagine the guy's job? Having to listen to everybody's boring story as they prattle on about how they were really good, deep down, and the sheep fucking incident was just a drunken mistake? Poor guy would want to shoot himself.
I direct deposited the money into her account. It's not as if she had a choice in the matter. And besides, she did work she deserved to get paid for. There is nothing to argue about.
Your stubborness about money is legendary, love. *nods*
I could bribe you with blowjobs. *perks up* A blowjob for each paragraph.
*moan* Kaaaaarl
My father never hit me. By the way, he asked how you were doing in his last e-mail. I suspect he must have been really drunk, but still.
Mental abuse is just as bad as physical abuse in my opinion. What did he say?
Oh, thank you. Can you imagine the guy's job? Having to listen to everybody's boring story as they prattle on about how they were really good, deep down, and the sheep fucking incident was just a drunken mistake? Poor guy would want to shoot himself.
Maybe he likes to sit around with the guys on his time off and joke about the freaks?
Your stubborness about money is legendary, love. *nods*
As is yours
My house would have killed you. It was usually me yelling at my father for being a dick, my mother yelling at whatever pixies or angels she was hallucinating and my father screaming at both of us. Yeah. Hm, I need to get a birthday gift for my dad.
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For the records, I'd like to point out your aunt had fucking issues and obviously really needed to get laid. Not to mention that I'd kick her ass if she wasn't already dead.
As if Saint Peter would allow you to drag box after box of your own personal journals up before the pearly gates and read to him.
Uh. You actually *believe* in Saint Peter?
Of course, I thought she'd come unglued when she saw I'd paid her $5,000 for it. Considering what her work will mean for mine, that's really nothing at all.
You mean, you actually won? She didn't manage to force you to take it back? *is impressed*
I still hate to think about that day, the way he raised his voice to me. It scared me really. I know he thinks nothing scares me, but when he raises his voice I feel as if everything is coming apart and envision a life alone. I can't have that. I won't live without him. He is my world. I love Karl to distraction.
... I'm so sorry. I didn't know it ( ... )
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Well I did just get through pointing out that I've let myself get lax about it. You could remind me if you'd like. I'm sure it'll be infinitely more enjoyable to receive reminders from you than it was when my aunt did it.
For the records, I'd like to point out your aunt had fucking issues and obviously really needed to get laid. Not to mention that I'd kick her ass if she wasn't already dead.
*sigh* So I feel the same way about your father but I dont go trying to kill him now, do I? My aunt was just raised in a severely strict and overly religious household. My mother was smart enough to get away from it early.
Uh. You actually *believe* in Saint Peter?
It was a joke love. I believe there is a higher power. I do not believe there are a bunch of old men running the gate to Heaven or whatever.
You mean, you actually won? She didn't manage to force you to take it back? *is impressed*I direct deposited the money into her account. ( ... )
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I could bribe you with blowjobs. *perks up* A blowjob for each paragraph.
*sigh* So I feel the same way about your father but I dont go trying to kill him now, do I?
My father never hit me. By the way, he asked how you were doing in his last e-mail. I suspect he must have been really drunk, but still.
It was a joke love. I believe there is a higher power. I do not believe there are a bunch of old men running the gate to Heaven or whatever.
Oh, thank you. Can you imagine the guy's job? Having to listen to everybody's boring story as they prattle on about how they were really good, deep down, and the sheep fucking incident was just a drunken mistake? Poor guy would want to shoot himself.
I direct deposited the money into her account. It's not as if she had a choice in the matter. And besides, she did work she deserved to get paid for. There is nothing to argue about.
Your stubborness about money is legendary, love. *nods*
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*moan* Kaaaaarl
My father never hit me. By the way, he asked how you were doing in his last e-mail. I suspect he must have been really drunk, but still.
Mental abuse is just as bad as physical abuse in my opinion. What did he say?
Oh, thank you. Can you imagine the guy's job? Having to listen to everybody's boring story as they prattle on about how they were really good, deep down, and the sheep fucking incident was just a drunken mistake? Poor guy would want to shoot himself.
Maybe he likes to sit around with the guys on his time off and joke about the freaks?
Your stubborness about money is legendary, love. *nods*
As is yours
My house would have killed you. It was usually me yelling at my father for being a dick, my mother yelling at whatever pixies or angels she was hallucinating and my father screaming at both of us. Yeah. Hm, I need to get a birthday gift for my dad.
Sounds scary. When is your father's birthday?
Are you saying they're fat? * ( ... )
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