So. Sarah threatened me and gave me the evil look to force me to update this thing. Is it just me or the girl should really work as a dominatrix? I mean, can't you picture her stuffing some poor guy's face down the toilet, then whipping him? (Hi, Sarah, I love you.) I mean, perfect job for her, right ( Read more... )

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I wanted to be a doctor as a kid. Well, okay, I wanted to be a veterinarian for horses, then I had a phase where I wanted to be a firefighter (I blame movies), then I said I wanted to be a stripper (I was older by then and wanted to piss off my dad, which worked beautifully). I always thought it would be neat to be a doctor, though.

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Did you know the next hurricane will be named after me? *cackles* Let's see how much damage I can do.

You know, I thought it would be nice to finally have some kind of a break since the last semester pretty much made my brain explode in a very messy manner. It's the truth; I'm still picking brain bits from the ceiling. I'm not going to mention how fucking weird it is that I pretty got my best grades ever. I mean, even my dad bothered to give me a ( Read more... )

1. Pick my classes for the summer. Ask silent husband if he still wants to go somewhere this summer. Suspects he's already planning something that he forgot to mention to me, as usual ( Read more... )

See, I used to be really easy. I had sex with guys I can't even remember the name of. I thought it was perfectly fine, I was having a blast, honestly. My first real girlfriend had to twist my arm to get me to act romantically. She had me trained after the first year, mind you, get her flowers on her birthday and stuff, but I never went for the ( Read more... )

You answered "yes" to 238 of 400 questions, making you 40.5% sexually pure (59.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 40.5% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 37%, based on a comparison of your test results with 81267 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 65.1%.

There are days I just can't sit still because I feel like climbing up the walls, so I skipped school again. *winces* I pretty much promised I'd stop doing it, but I didn't have the choice. It was that or wait for my classmates to shoot me ( Read more... )

nerdykarl
is worn out.

Sleep when you're dead! Whether it's emotionally or physically, you're exhausted. Have you considered sleeping pills? I took them when I had mono, and they made everything better.

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