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[nerdykarl]

So. Sarah threatened me and gave me the evil look to force me to update this thing. Is it just me or the girl should really work as a dominatrix? I mean, can't you picture her stuffing some poor guy's face down the toilet, then whipping him? (Hi, Sarah, I love you.) I mean, perfect job for her, right

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[graduate_sarah]

Just for that I'll barbecue all your rabbits and serve them to you for breakfast. *serene smile*

And it's true, lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. but it's more fun if you do.

[nerdykarl]

I don't believe you. You'd have to wander closer to the plants for that.

Naked lying? How would that work? *honestly interested*

[graduate_sarah]

Just watch me. I can be stubborn.

A girl doesn't tell girl secrets, Karl. *grin*

[nerdykarl]

I can be a girl! I can even wear a dress!

[jude_law1229]

Oh wow... Karl, hi.

We should get a coffee sometimes and I still need to kidnap one of your cats

[nerdykarl]

Hi Jude!

You can come and pet my cats anytime you want. *beams* I don't suppose you'd like a bunny?

[jude_law1229]

Bunny? I could be convinced to take a bunny. No, not 2. I live in a dorm room now and if I take 2, I'll have more bunnies than I have space.

[nerdykarl]

I don't know what you're talking about. *shifty look, ignores the number of bunnies in the backyard*

You should come over and pick which one you like. They're all very nice. And friendly. *nods a lot*

[graduate_liv]

I'm not really sure what I want to do when I grow up.

That's ok, gorgeous, seeing as you probably never will. Grow up.

And I was thinking we could watch a Vin Diesel-movie if you're up to that. *grins*

[nerdykarl]

*looks very pleased with myself because you called me gorgeous*

We could watch a chick flick, you know. It doesn't have to contain lot of explosions. *g*

[graduate_liv]

But what fun is that if there are no explosions??

I bet you're dying to see Crossroads *nods, teasing* and not the one from the 80's with the Karate Kid.

[nerdykarl]

I trust you to pick the movie? I think.

[graduate_marton]

I don't giggle. I'm more than fairly certain I don't. And I promised I wouldn't eat your rabbits, no matter how much I'd like to.

[nerdykarl]

Well, alright, more like a manly chortle? Would that be alright?

I just keep expecting you to start sleepwalking and to wake up with a bloody knife, that's all. I've seen the way you look at them.

[graduate_marton]

Might be more accurate sure.

That could happen too yes. I've been craving rabbit.

[nerdykarl]

... I know you're teasing me. It's not working anymore.

[bouncinbloom]

I wanna come over and roll around in bunnies before they're all gone!