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[graham_coxon]

I do not understand and never have understood why people are so intent on my updating. Whoever you are, I would much rather meet you in person than talk to you over any sort of wires, phone and computer wires all included. Online journals are one of the biggest wastes of time I've ever seen. Why update over and over about the same shit? There are

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[damon__albarn]

You of all people want to talk about predictable? Every single one of your entries talk about how you haven't updated in a while or some childish inside joke you and your little friends are doing. If you don't read them, if you don't enjoy them, don't talk about them. Honestly I'd prefer if you didn't and you know at this point I don't care if you ever write another entry. Usually when you do update all it does is make me involuntarily roll my eyes. Actually, you can put your head back up your arse and leave it there for the rest of time. That would be more productive.

[graham_coxon]

Fantastic.

[natalie_portman]

I don't care if you ever write another entry again so much I feel it's necessary to point out I don't care if you ever write another entry again.

[graham_coxon]

How childish of you.

[natalie_portman]

You know how petty and immature we teenage* American actresses are.

*despite the fact I'm nearly twenty three.

[graham_coxon]

Go climb a ladder somewhere.

[alex_james]

I like how Natalie "waxes poetic" but ours are "heavily sugar coated and pussified."

[alex_james]

By the way, read the first part of this and tell me whose updates are unoriginal.

[graham_coxon]

You are all fucking stupid. I never claimed that my posts were original, and this one was just useless talking.

[alex_james]

It's that time of the month, isn't it?

[jonnyleemiller]

Nothing's predictable when you're always on acid. Ever considered deleting altogether? Now that's rebellion.

[graham_coxon]

Oh yes, I've never seen someone just up and delete like that.