Got tons of presents ( Read more... )

Licked a frog I found by the lake 4 days ago.

Been feeling kinda weird.

Should go to Pomfrey.

That match, man! Pomfrey healed me up right, but Battersby shouldn’t have played. That blook is just straight out nutters. I think Malfoy only put him on because it was either him or Cassius, and Cassius had eaten these funky mushrooms he found by the forest. Dumbass had to be sent to Pomfrey too, once he started getting all twitchy ( Read more... )

Ha, man, I can't believe all this gender switching business. It's seriously fucked up, but you know. I guess that's just how the wind blows these days. People switching genders, me getting 3 months detention, yada yada. Speaking of wind, I love fall. A big gust upshot some girl's skirt the other day.

Merlin, all these detentions really do suck, ( Read more... )

3 BLOODY MONTHS!

Three months detention! THREE MONTHS. It's unjust! Unjust, I say! And everyone's talking about me, like it was just me. Cassius was there too. But everyone's blaming it on Pritchard, cause he's the one that always gets in trouble. You can't grow weed in the greenhouse, Mister Pritchard. You can't wear a shirt that says "suck me," ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I'm pretty sure that Sprout saw what my man Cassius and I have been growing in the Greenhouse. Huh. I'll just wait and see what happens. Turnips, we've been growing turnips. I'm not spouting out anything more. No one's got any proof about the turnips, anyway. But mates, the look she was giving me today, combined with the fact that I left ( Read more... )

My mate Cassius and I almost got taken out by one of Sprout's damn Devil's Snares today. No more sneaking into the greenhouse for miscellaneous herbs.
Herbs for potions experiments, of course. What do you lot take me for ( Read more... )