Hi! How may I help you?

[grammarcoquette]

I love how everyone is like, "If there's anything I can do to help, let me know!" Instead, they bring over a sandwich ring and try to hold me. Fine if I know you. Not so if you are the ex-husband of my father's fiance and you clamp your hands around my neck and expect me to blubber into your meaty shoulder.

It would have been helpful if someone

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[grammarcoquette]

Sounds amazing; I'm ready when you are.