I'm not nearly as artistic as I'd like to be.
Believe it or not, I don't express myself the way I really want to.
There was a time when we were all golden, but it has passed.
It's a new chapter, I suppose, (I'm usually so good with change) but I have no idea who I am.
I have no buffers anymore to shield and protect me from others who can create me in ( Read more... )

I love how everyone is like, "If there's anything I can do to help, let me know!" Instead, they bring over a sandwich ring and try to hold me. Fine if I know you. Not so if you are the ex-husband of my father's fiance and you clamp your hands around my neck and expect me to blubber into your meaty shoulder.

It would have been helpful if someone ( Read more... )

After one very successful Halloween party at Ashley's, my roommates and I were looking forward to the one the following evening that would take place in the apartment across from ours ( Read more... )

I am currently updating from either the coolest place ever, or the nerdiest. As I type, I'm sitting insie the Mcdonalds on University and Alafaya. I have to hit each key with precision, or else it doesn't register. The computer is in a kiosk in the middle of the restaurant, and the keys are greasy ( Read more... )

Anyone else having a problem with gmail?

The revolt has begun. Much blood will be spilt. My ovaries are enraged.

You can never know how much your kindness can mean to someone.

Tonight on So You Think You Can Dance?, a couple danced to Sinead O'connor's version of "Why Don't You Do Right?" and later one of the judges commented that another judge's english accent sounded like Mary Poppins. Why is this interesting? In Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Jessica Rabbit sings "Why Don't you Do Right?" as the animated penguins from ( Read more... )

BIRTHDAY PICS ARE HERE!
Below are two links to the photo albums on facebook. Enjoy!

http://ucf.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2048987&l=56fc9&id=5116607

http://ucf.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2049094&l=1b252&id=5116607

Explain to me how "It's Hard out there to be a Pimp" won best original song, yet Felicity Huffman didn't win for best Female lead. I want to weep.