i'm chillin' home all alone with nothing to do, so i figure i'll update my livejournal with useless information before i go watch yet another episode of 'what not to wear' (which tom says i obviously don't learn anything from ( Read more... )

i went to my great-aunt's funeral today, and during one of her eulogies, when they were saying what a great person she was, i was thinking, "damn, what the hell are people going to say at my eulogy? i'm not a good person." so, uh, good luck with that guys ( Read more... )

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my thesis defense is today. i'm kind of nervous. and if i don't get distinction, we are keying my committee's cars tonight. and i'm not kidding. we still have 2 other cars to key, so what's three more, really? my boss isn't coming in to work today, so i'm going in late, because I DON'T GIVE A FUCK - HE DOESN'T EVEN PAY ME ON TIME ( Read more... )

I HATE MY FUCKING THESIS!

whoa. i've been staring at SPSS and microsoft word for so long that i seriously feel like i'm stoned. no, for real. don't waste money on a dimbag anymore, just work on your thesis and data analysis for 12 hours straight. it's free! and you might learn something!

there are really no words to explain the idiocy of my boss ( Read more... )

LAUREN'S GETTIN' UPSET!so i get home from work today, and check my e-mail. what do i find? an e-mail from the alkaline trio mailing list telling me that alkaline trio is playing at the riv on june 18th, and there is a pre-sale. awesome, right? WRONG. the pre-sale is sold out! it was only open for 5.5 hours before i read my e-mail and it was ( Read more... )

i am currently inputting data into SPSS for my thesis. thankfully, i only have 54 more survey forms to input. don't get me wrong, i love SPSS, but it's getting tedious.

i'm listening to from here to infirmary, and fuck is it a good album. it's so good it makes my heart want to explode, but in a good way. those were the days, back in 2001. i'm ( Read more... )