so. today i got laid off. hahahahahahaha. no, it really is funny ( Read more... )

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what an asshole piece of shit tom cruise is. first of all, what business of his is it that brooke shields takes anti-depressents? is it really necessary to try and humiliate her publically because you don't agree with her actions? that, mr. cruise, is something a ten year old would do, and obviously you have not yet grown out of that stage. ( Read more... )

THE FUCKING PROMISE RING!!!!!!!

the alkaline trio show was last night, and as expected, it was fucking amazing. even tom liked it, although he won't admit it. oh yeah, it was also tom's birthday yesterday. everyone came over after the show and i fell asleep like a dumbass because i was tired from orgasming for 1.5 hours straight during the alk3 set. ( speaking of... )

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hello everyone. i just got back from disney world and it was flippin' ( awesome. )

my boss is such a moron. he severely underestimates me. he's trying to tell us that if we work "at least 7 hours" we have to take "two unpaid 15 minute breaks and one unpaid hour of lunch." so you're telling me that i have to take 1.5 hours out of my work day UNPAID for lunch and breaks? i don't think so, fucker. i've never done that before ( Read more... )

TOM IS BALD! YESSSSSS!

"Blepharospasm is the medical term for when your eyelid muscles repeatedly and rhythmically contract."

and can i tell you? it's really fucking annoying.