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[grams]

I don't know what the hell is going on with my girls. Prue's ranting and raving about wanting a body so she can feel things, and was ready to resort to evil magic to get one. While I don't fault her for being angry about not having one, she has got to learn that just because she's angry she can't go around trying every little thing to get one. So,

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[stressedpiper]

I am not flirting with Cole. Do you think it's working?

[grams]

Piper, stop it. Even if it is working, he's your brother-in-law. How did you feel when Phoebe tried to sleep with Leo?

Wait... Oh, no. That couldn't be...

[stressedpiper]

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[grams]

Exactly my point, dear.

[_charmed_eyes_]

What up, bitch? You think you can talk about me like that? I DON'T LIKE BEING DISRESPECTED!!!! That makes me ANGRY!!!!!

I want to make you unpleasantly itchy, woman!!!!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grams]

Phoebe Halliwell!

You listen here, young lady. I will NOT tolerate being talked to like that by you. You need to figure out what's got you all riled up, and fix it. Pronto.

Do you understand me?!

[_charmed_eyes_]

Oh, bite me, wench. Get the broom out of your ass and going fly to hell on it.

I understand you, alright...I understand that you need to GET A LIFE! Oh....whoops...you're dead....that doesn't really work now, does it?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[grams]

Phoebe, you need to figure this out. Although, I think I have an idea of what's going on.

You want me to leave you alone? Fine. I won't say another word to you until you get this straightened out. You're on your own.

[prue_p3]

You're supposed to be HAPPY up here. I don't get it.

And how am I supposed to be happy when I can't DO anything? When I can't FEEL anything other than pure emotion?

[grams]

Pure emotion is the best feeling in the world, Prue. You need to learn how to channel that. By being envious...

*blink*

By being all envious, you're making it worse on yourself. You need to enjoy what you have, not want what you don't.

[prue_p3]

Yada yada yada. Don't tell me you never hit a rough patch when you were up here. Don't pretend you never wanted back down there...

You can tell me all you want that I shouldn't want what I don't have...but I can't help it, Grams. It's kind of a natural thing to want real air in your lungs, you know.

[grams]

No, Prue. I won't deny that I wanted to go back down there at times. I still do, and not just astral down there.

You need to move past this, Prue. But, Ill leave it alone. I know you need your space when you get like this. Work it out, and then we'll talk.

[cole_turner]

There's nothing wrong with me. I'm just taking some time to relax. Why is everyone getting on my case about it?

[grams]

If you're sure that's all it is, Cole. You've just never been one to shirk your responsibilities, that's all.

[cole_turner]

I'm not shirking anything. I'm just taking some time off.

[grams]

Alright, Cole. I'll take your word for it.

I just worry about you, what with everything this family's been through over the years. And yes, I do consider you family.

[chris_perry]

Oh, and Chris? They're not your Charmed Ones. They're THE Charmed Ones. Get that straight, because I really don't like your attitude, mister. I really don't trust that kid, dammit

I know that they're my Charmed Ones... er, not my Charmed Ones...

Hey, could you get them all to come home? They're needed for, uh... yeah, home. With me. Ok?

[grams]

Oh, do shut up, Chris.

You want them to be your Charmed Ones? You get them to listen to you first.

[chris_perry]

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You may have something there, Grams.