[Static crackles over the feed for a moment, the device being abused, muffled or perhaps both. Just a split second of blissful silence after that until-]
VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!
[There's a roar in the background accompanying it, the cry of a Gyarados, and the exclamation itself holds not anger but some from of hidden amusement.]This fucking place
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About fucking time.
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Voi! Just getting your ass out of bed, Boss?
[He's not going to comment on the time thing. Somehow, he has a feeling that it's fucking his fault that he can't control when and how Johto decides to pull shit.]
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Get your ass over to Goldenrod as quickly as possible.
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[Asking for a miracle he knows, but Xanxus is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it this time.]
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[He's almost surprised at the offer, but just chalks it up to the man's general impatience.]
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Charizard. Level 100.
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[There's a grin there, he knew Boss would be badass despite his lazy tendencies at times.]
If you want it to work, you have to keep the damn pokéball yourself and just send it out to pick me up. Otherwise if you sent it to me I'd have to get the damn badge first before it'd be able to fly again. Some stupid bullshit rules someone told me.
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Fine. I'm sending you another Pokémon, too.
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Which is also concerning in itself.]
What is it?
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Level 1 Dratini. I don't need it, so take it.
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I'll be sure to take good fucking care of it then.
[Careful Xanxus, he's beginning to realize just how much you missed him.]
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Whatever.
[He has nothing else to say, so unless Squalo has any other questions, Xanxus is just going to disconnect and get dressed.]
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