[Static crackles over the feed for a moment, the device being abused, muffled or perhaps both. Just a split second of blissful silence after that until-]

VOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIII!

[There's a roar in the background accompanying it, the cry of a Gyarados, and the exclamation itself holds not anger but some from of hidden amusement.]This fucking place ( Read more... )

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You guys know how this works, right? Am I royally screwing up? Doing good? Somewhere in between? Something you'd like to see me improve on/start doing? Any and all good or bad criticism goes here! Please let me know how I'm doing with him! All comments are screened.

Name: Superbi Squalo
Title: Second-in-Command of the Varia, Sword Emperor, Varia Boss candidate, Vongola Rain Guardian candidate,
Gender: Male
Age: 32
Status: Single
Birthday: March 13th
Famiglia: Vongola Famiglia
Team: Varia
Weapon: Sword attached to his left arm
Box Animal: Grande Pioggia Squalo
Flame: Rain
Blood: Type O
Height: 182cm
Weight: 75kg

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What not to mention around him?:

Mind Control: You're free to try, but Squalo's very strong willed so it's not likely.

Mind Reading: FUCK YOU SCHULDIG. I mean. It's possible, but he might have slight resistance to it.

Deceit (Lies, manipulation, illusions, ect): Squalo's highly perceptive, it's almost impossible to fool him.

Verbal abuse: He's ( Read more... )

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[The feed kicks on, and judging from the slightly odd angle it seems that somehow the Pokegear dropped and clicked on. Standing there was the Varia swordsman, his shark like features pulled into a smirk as he held a Magikarp by it's tail fin over his shoulder ( Read more... )

[The loud crackling sound of a Pokegear being horribly abused cuts through. Apparently the owner thought if they abused it enough then that fucking music would stop playing. Once it becomes quite obvious it's not stopping anytime soon the static finally settles down. Sadly, the few blissful moments of silence are quickly dispatched by an eardrum ( Read more... )