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My Birthday weekend was a blast! (Excluding Friday Family Drama aka me and mik's fight ( Read more... )

Understatement of the Month: The past two weeks have sucked blue balls. That being said, I relished in the delight of my WorkDay BirthDay Party. What a pick-me-upper after all that drama. Like Andrew, everyone should have a Nancy in their lives.


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I want to lie and say that everything is fine. That my life is exciting and fulfilled. That I am no longer hurt, upset or even effected by our past. But I am. And it still haunts me. I can't help but crawl into my black hole and wait it out.

See you in 9 months.

I love my lunches with Noah. If I didn't have to drive him back to work after lunch, I may have just driven home and never looked back. He put me in a great mood again and I found my way back to work.

T-W-O Things to share:

1). And don't take this the wrong way. I find it undeniably HILARIOUS that we played Scene It! at Shawna and Amber's on ( Read more... )

You are a cement pillar. I cannot change you. You refuse to change yourself. I must work around you, move on or resign myself to beating my head against you. This is my mantra.Funny how life is filled with cement pillars. These cement pillars take the shapes of people, relationships, jobs, events and other such road blocks. If you keep ( Read more... )

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Wouldn't be awesome if you could put this on a resume?
"So tell me, you didn't finish college?"

"Yeah, I didn't graduate college because I felt I was too fucking smart to waste my time. The proof is in the online blog test...GENIUS. Besides, your little question was a statement you dumb fucker!"

Your IQ Is 140
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I am writing a book about my life. You're in it. Sue me.