Why do humans differ from apes so much?Scientists find it easy to explain why we resemble the African apes so closely by pointing out that gorillas, chimpanzees and humans share a common ancestor ( Read more... )

I won a poker tournament! I never win!!! I even bluffed! And I succeeded!!! People folded - muahahahaha ( Read more... )

After I got out of the shower last night we had a talk ( Read more... )

So last weekend I had my face fucked so hard my nose bled. :O

I think a lot of my new friends that I am making off of OkCupid are going to disappear when they figure out that I'm not really interested in anything but friendship, which is a shame, but it is what it is.

Nobody satisfies me like her. Men usually do things that make me see them as unsexy and want to do someone else. I actually don't want to fuck other people because I worry that it will just be a disappointment compared to her ( Read more... )

Last night I gave her the best sex ever. She told me twice that night and once today. I'm so proud of myself. She hasn't told me exactly how many partners she's had but I know it is around 30. I'm also the best kiss and best oral. (flex)

1) I am afraid of destroying my career and not being able to provide for myself or for those I love. I am the financial manager in my relationship so there is some pressure there. However, I have never really had a stable job history but I find new jobs fast, as in within a month ( Read more... )

When I lived in a humble bachelor pad I had this really comfortable soul-sucking sleep-inducing incredibly sexy loveseat. Everyone who sat on it with me wanted to do me, such were its powers ( Read more... )

I prefer small intimate conversations with people I know. My friend Mariah finds this unacceptable and is set on breaking me of this and turning me into a social butterfly. I'm like, I'm fine if I'm around a bunch of guys. That's not the issue. I just don't really know how to talk to girls. The thing is guys initiate and I don't like to. I ( Read more... )

So last weekend I felt like crap but I figured if I went out I could take my mind off my churning stomach and just forget I was sick. It pretty much worked ( Read more... )