You want to see where lying gets you? It gets you people proving you wrong; how much of a dumbass you are; how little you use your brain. Thus be the situation for the brain-dead drunk fuck that was the original person to make up the story about Santa Claus. This is fucking hilarious
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i guess i have to face that he is really not real....
damn...
what about the easter bunny???
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However, if Santa had some ability to do quantum leaps with his sleigh rather than move in the traditional sense from point A to B, as electrons do in a Cesium atom 9,192,631,770 times a second, then perhaps he might be able to make the trip of say 30lbs. each trip in about... oh.... maybe in the course of an hour or two.
I mean, this disproving of Santa Claus rests on a pretty hefty assumption: that Santa doesn't stay a with the times in technology. If he were able to complete his journey from the North Pole to and throughout Europe in the 1400's and back again, do you expect him to be driving a Chevy Suburban or a conventional sleigh with some generic reindeer?
That's a stretch, I'd say.
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go u!
but i told my niece this and she was like "whaa"
so how do i tone it to 4yrs old language????
j/k
some needs to have a party....
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