I F***ing Do! - Part 13

[dickgloucester]

Title: I F***ing Do Part 13

Comments

[mad_queen_mab]

Buggy's revenge! I love this.

Also? Have begun to ship Griphook/Ron.

[dickgloucester]

Could we be starting our own, perverted, little corner of fandom here?

[mad_queen_mab]

The more I think about it, the more it makes sense. There can be high drama when Griphook starts to worry that Ron's only after him for his fabulous riches and Ron gets himself into all kinds of embarrassing situations trying to cover for Griphook, who doesn't want his colleague, Bill, to know he's dating his (Bill's) baby brother.

[geminiscorp]

The idea of Lucius Malfoy in stiffly starched Y-fronts was somehow appealing. LMAO!!!!

Another hilarious installment!

[dickgloucester]

Thank you so much!

[septentrion1970]

Now, they can't even elope!

[dickgloucester]

Nope! Truly boxed in!

[a_bees_buzz]

You had me at "Fuckwit of Fuck Hall, Fuck Lane, Fuckton, Fuckshire." That one wins the award for most creative use of geography in cursing. The combined forces of elves and goblins are a mighty adversary indeed. Bringing back SPEW is a lovely little nod to canon. And luscious Lucius is wearing a hat? Tell me Narcissa didn't shear those lovely locks.

Truly a fabulous set.

[dickgloucester]

Don't you remember? She cursed him with the mange.... He'll have to be a very, very good Lucius indeed for her to relent.

And thank you!

[a_bees_buzz]

I had forgotten! He sounds more petulant and grumpy than good at the moment; it could be a while.

[dickgloucester]

Sadly, this one is not mine, but it is so good, it begged for repetition!