I F***ing Do! - Part 13

[dickgloucester]

Title: I F***ing Do Part 13

Comments

[dreamy_dragon73]

This is hilarious! I absolutely love this (while happily adding to my list of "colourful vocabulary" *g*), poor Lucius though ;)

[dickgloucester]

Thank you!

[bluestocking79]

I love everything about this! It's made me helpless with laughter. There are so many wonderful details that I couldn't quote them all, but I love the Life of Brian,/i> bit with the goblins, their unlikely house-elf allies and the neat bit of continuity with mange-ridden, hat-wearing Lucius.

The first drabble's especially wonderful, though, with the whole bit about "Fuckton, Fuckshire." I can think of a few people who deserve to live there...

[dickgloucester]

Heee! Thank you!

[firefly124]

Caught up at last! And what a great installment!

puke-worthily picturesque.

ROFLMAO! Oh, I seriously have to save that one for future use.

[dickgloucester]

*bows*

Thank you so much!

[duniazade]

Wonderful from beginning to end, but the line that made me laugh helplessly is Not even Griphook - and I got him drunk enough to proposition Ron in the toilets at the Cauldron.

Oh, and Lucius with his nice hat covering the effects of Demodex maritus!

Bloody brilliant.

[dickgloucester]

Thanks! Ah - a whole Griphook/Ron shipping advernture ahead....

[morethansirius]

Whoever was responsible for the mess that lay on the other side of the door was the person Hermione had privately named Fuckwit of Fuck Hall, Fuck Lane, Fuckton, Fuckshire.

Now that's an impressive lead sentence. You set the bar high and leapt neatly over it with a rather amazing repertoire of curses. International intrigue, dispicable marketing practices and a goblin/house elf coalition bent on coercion. I'm in awe.

"Nice hat,"
~giggles hysterically.~

[dickgloucester]

Thank you!!

Poor Lucius, having to descend to wearing a hat.