I F***ing Do, Part 23

[bluestocking79]

Title: I F***ing Do
Team : Order of the Phoenix
Word Count: 100 x 14
Rating: Mature--bad language here. (Well, obviously.)
Challenge: Creative Cursing Challenge
Characters: Hermione/Severus, Toby Snape, Aberforth, the Malfoys, Eileen Snape, Horace Slughorn, Ginny, Luna, Melanie, Peeves and the Grangers
Disclaimer: They're not mine, they're J.K.

Comments

[amanuensis1]

Oh, god, I do love slapstick wedding nonsense (just not in mainstream American comedies with nobodies about whom I do not care, natch)! I think the bit with the Malfoys was my favorite.

[bluestocking79]

Thank you! I enjoyed writing the bit with the Malfoys, even though involved a bit of Lucius torture... or perhaps because of it. :D

There are few events more ripe for slapstick than a wedding, I think. It's really a wonder that more of them don't turn into outrageous disasters...

[droxy]

Oh Shit! (literally)

Peeves was absolutley inspired! LOL Vouyer!peeves...I don't think I ever read that before and suprised I haven't. It seems natural. Peeves floating around humiliating students by describing their gonads or lack of them.

And thank you and the harpies for providing this fun serial.

[bluestocking79]

We've already dumped a shitload of problems on them, so this was the next logical step. ;-)

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Buzzy inspired me to write voyeur!Peeves--and you're right, it makes total sense for him. I can't believe that doesn't get used more often. You just know he'd be poking into showers and changing rooms and making of dirty songs about everybody's shortcomings.

thank you and the harpies for providing this fun serial.

You're more than welcome, but thank you for being such an understanding and supportive mod. We've all really appreciated your help, and we're grateful you allowed us to post this on the comm.

[bluestocking79]

I think you might be very right. ;-)

Previous attempts might have failed, but none of the wizards had the proper motivation. Hermione, on the other hand, has ample reason.

[camillo1978]

Yes! Hogwarts' chaotic characteristics getting a proper work-out. Loving it! Also loving all the indignities we've piled onto Lucius. If it's not the mange, it's plaits. If it's not singed it's a mad-hatter'esque top hat!

Heeeee!

[bluestocking79]

Yay, you're back! :D I hope the cruise was lovely.

Thank you! Poor Lucius' dignity really is getting dented here, isn't it? Knowing him, he'll find a way to--ah--come out on top anyway.

And Hogwarts is pure chaos. I'd be mad not to take advantage of that! We hadn't used any of the ghosts up until this point, and Peeves is nothing if not an inconvenient troublemaker.

I do feel like a bit of nasty person for wrecking Hermione's 'I feel pretty' moment, though.

[bluestocking79]

Yikes! I know, it's so cruel. I feel terribly guilty. But Peeves insisted on using Dungbombs!