Once upon a time there was monkey who just couldn't sleep. No matter how hard he tried when the sun came up he would still be wide awake ( Read more... )

Here's the story ( Read more... )

he does. "He" being Mike ( Read more... )

Ok, so I'm killing time waiting for the groceries to arrive (yes, I am one of those who order on-line and let my local store deliver cuz I *hate* grocery shopping) - so anyway, I plop a Rod Stewart dvd into the player and for the very first time actually sit down and watch it. (Usually when a music dvd is on I'm cleaning house don't actually see ( Read more... )

Run Katie, Run!

Run as fast as your legs will carry you to the nearest exit. Get yourself as far away from Tom Cruise as you possibly can.

There is absolutely no hope of a successful marriage with anyone as sanctimonious and unable to be wrong as your fiance.

Unless of course YOU are a complete twit incapable of independent thought.

Here's hoping all you Dad's out there have a marvelous day. You deserve it.

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I am sooooooooooooooooooo sick of politics and the impending Presidential election I could scream. It isn't that I don't support the two party system, I do. Or multi-party system if you want to consider the non-mainstream candidates for office. What I object to, strenuously, is the fact that neither candidate nor any of his representatives has ( Read more... )

Otherwise, God only knows how many hours I'd have spent editing and mixing the interview that aired this morning on KOST radio! After all is said and done I've been at it since 5:45 am (it aired at 6). It is now 7:32 PM ( Read more... )

Ahhhhhh yes, the ultimate rhetorical question. As any Barry fan will tell you there are currently nine hundred thousand versions of Copacabana - all of them recorded by Barry over the last thirty-some years. And today yet one more version hits the record stores ( Read more... )