You Are a Cougar
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...But some of you are even bigger saps than me, so I went ahead and posted it ( Read more... )

Let me know if you want a postcard while I'm in the land of Eng. If you don't want to publicly post your address, send it to me in an email or a facebook message or some other form of technology that confounds our elders ( Read more... )

This is more of a New Year's post, but it's an important matter so I figured I'd put it out early ( Read more... )

Mom: It amazes me that the grinch A. has a sewing machine and B. knows how to sew.
Me: Well, what else is he gonna do up there?
Mom: A sewing machine makes no sense! He could play cards or do crossword puzzles... or jigsaw puzzles.
(pause)
Me: Wait, where would the grinch get crossword puzzles from?
Mom: Where would he get a sewing machine? Or a

(Listening to "Mary's Boy Chile") Me: What are they saying? Them find no place for to WHAT the child ( Read more... )

So this is a facebook note meme going around, basically pick 20 favorite movies, get a quote from IMDB and people have to guess (Without cheating)what they are ( Read more... )

Dad (talking about relationships on facebook): But you can just put that you're in a relationship with anybody, right?
Laura: Yeah, but you can tell who the real couples are. Like, if there's a picture of them...
Dad: Making out?
Laura: No, not making out, dad.
Dad: Sorry. Hooking up.
Laura: Maybe I'm more ready to go to school than I thought.

I was randomly googling one day and came across ( this )

If you're from Australia, you're Australian. If you're from Ireland, you're Irish. If you're from New Zeland, you're.... WHAT? A New Zelander, yes, but I don't think there is an adjective form of it. New Zelandese? New Zeland....ish? Esque ( Read more... )