( All the cool kids are doing it! )

this is officially the worst fucking trip ever ( Read more... )

Fuckin' A, I'm in Maui, I have a Nissan Sentra rental that is uglier than sin, and I'm clean.

Birds are singing, the condo is beautiful, but most of all I am a very grown up lady because I have a rental car.

And the kitchen has a Magic Bullet, so it's Smoothie City from here on out.

Gah gah gah I don't know huh buh duh buh so happy

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"Yet, even brothels located in the south, closer to tourist-populated places like Las Vegas, are not fairing much better ( Read more... )

Marilyn Duncan Roadstravaganza canceled due to lack of funds and difficulties with moving. Sorry guys. :[

well guys, i was trying to plan this roadtrip, but then the kitten fell asleep facedown (faceplanted, i should say) in my calendar.

people have been asking how she gets along with the other animals? LIKE THIS:


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I was editing a picture of Pickles today, and there was an upturned face in my levels!


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today i signed the lease on my log cabin.

the dark grey kitten (ronan) has gone to her new home with bill, a vet student. her lighter counterpart todd is still with us, and she is an absolute purr-machine who will not stop playing, ever. she's sitting on my knee purring right now. she has a hernia on her belly that will require surgery to fix, ( Read more... )

Guys, I am a college graduate.

And today I met a champion tennis player, artist, and tobacco auctioneer all rolled into one!