I still seem to be waking up early, which gives me good opportunity to post things while I remember them and before Derek wakes up. We're in Busan staying in a friend's dorm. It's the softest bed we've stayed in yet, but that's not saying much. Busan is a huge port city on the southern coast of Korea. We arrived here yesterday around 1:30, and ( Read more... )

I am an itchy woman with a lot of ideas in her head from reading The Tipping Point.

The pizza party last night was awesome, but it was outdoors and I now have the itchiest toes-fingers. (And everything in between!) At least Pickles and I were a big hit, and I finally got to taste wheat-free pizza, cooked in a brick oven with goat mozzarella. I also added turkey pepperoni, pineapple, and grape tomatoes. Spinach & pesto were ( Read more... )

OK. I think (I'm afraid?) it's time to talk about my feelings ( Read more... )

Hey buddy, you know what? Fuck YOU!

I'm so sorry I interrupted your pesto-grinding to tell you that your dogs were trying to kill each other. I know you were probably in the middle of eating a big shit sandwich, but I just wanted to give you the opportunity to stop your other two dogs from bullying the screaming puppy they had on the ground. (He ( Read more... )

REAL TALK.

ohhh my god that song makes me pee a little cuz i laugh so hard.

...just a leetle.

also sex planet.

I just noticed it in My Documents.

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Should I eat some junk food, drink some wine, and pour out my sorry story to you?

I think yes. Brb after I run to the Shitty Kitty for said wine.

Starting over. Feeling good.

I'm finally back!

how to sum up the new office: They drink, they cuss, they gamble on high school sports, and yesterday somebody used the phrase "feelin' fat 'n sassy".

I love it.