hhhahaha cool nurse. when I had my very first period, it happened when I was camping with my dad and stepmom in a no-shower campground in vaginaVirginia. I'll always remember my stepmom screaming "CONGRATULATIONS!" after I explained the reason my head was slumped over my turkey sandwich on the picnic table was because I was in agony of first cramps.
I would be happy to give you as many loads of my sperm as you would like! This way that egg thats getting all ready to set up house won't leave in such an unhappy manner!
this is TOTALLY OFF TOPIC
anonymous
August 31 2005, 20:05:10 UTC
since i'm not cool enough to have an LJ (that's what the kids still call it, isn't it). ANYWAY. i'll post here instead.
In regards to the post on Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005 12:07 pm, apple mention the mystery yard man David..
well i used to run her website back in them good ole' days of 02. and boy let me tell you something! since i never delete anything off of my server i got to digging around and found something.
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when I had my very first period, it happened when I was camping with my dad and stepmom in a no-shower campground in vaginaVirginia.
I'll always remember my stepmom screaming "CONGRATULATIONS!" after I explained the reason my head was slumped over my turkey sandwich on the picnic table was because I was in agony of first cramps.
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In regards to the post on Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005 12:07 pm, apple mention the mystery yard man David..
well i used to run her website back in them good ole' days of 02. and boy let me tell you something! since i never delete anything off of my server i got to digging around and found something.
so here you are.....
may i present to you:
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lord, I can't breathe.
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