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This morning I had a dream that I was in an insane asylum. I was not a patient, but rather visiting as part of a way to audition for America's Next Top Model (I'm so gay). To get into the insane asylum (which are always below ground, you know), I had to undress and enter a claw footed white tub attached to a rail and ride into the dungeon of sorts ( Read more... )

Recent Readings

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The funny thing about Livejournal is that you can leave it for months, be completely preoccupied with other happenings (including other Internet contributions, although they're less interactive), and yet this bubbled world keeps popping into your consciousness like a red pepper flake stuck in one of your back mollars ( Read more... )

Sometimes I forget how backward my background can be to people who grew up with squirrels as their only backyard wildlife ( Read more... )

why the hell would you want to connect your livejournal to your high school (or college)? the Internet is the greatest form of escapism/snooping that is an indirect result of shitty school experiences.

You scored as Utilitarianism. Your life is guided by the principles of Utilitarianism: You seek the greatest good for the greatest number.

�The said truth is that it is the greatest happiness of the greatest number that is the measure of right and wrong.�

--Jeremy Bentham

�Whenever the general disposition of the people is such, that each ( Read more... )

My cat will only curl up in my lap if I am ( Read more... )

THIS HURRICANE IS HAVING AN EMOTIONAL/COSMIC AFFECT ON EVERYTHING.

I am at my most snippy today. I feel as if everything is working against me, although I still take responsibility for my snippy-ness instead of handling it like a champ, mainly because I'm so rarely snippy that I think people should goddamn welcome it when I let it out ( Read more... )