As a kid, I played Ninja Turtles with the boys on the playground, but I also played Barbies with my sister at home and made up stories with girlfriends about meeting our prince ( Read more... )

You Are 27 Years Old

27

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

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I'm almost twenty-three and still the biggest clutz I know.

If you don't believe me, ask the 100 or so people who just saw me walking home with a bloody knee.

Old age wisdom: don't try to exercise when you're hungover.

Older age wisdom: don't forget to celebrate that you're still alive.

Tonight:
8 p.m.
Dish
my birthday dinner!

off to clean my

Please make me some mf user pics??

For the record, I am not the Emily Benton, 20, from Tenn., who was injured in the blasts in London and currently hospitalized at Duke.

I want a personal assistant to do stupid things like upload myspace photos for me on a regular basis and pick up my dry cleaning or make sure there's a constant supply of OJ in my fridge, among other things.

Everybody, congratulate gothiqueer on her new job! We're now co-workers!

Arby's mozzarella sticks are yummy. I just bought them and 4 pairs of shoes on my lunch break. ACK ( Read more... )

I went to the grocery store at midnight to buy more daisies and eggs, Stella (Kate! Rapril!), wine and greens. I looked like the biggest Doosh in the self-checkout line ( Read more... )