Sometimes "buttholes" can be severely disappointing.

[grasueh]

We've pretty much all talked to someone online before meeting them in person. Sometimes you'll talk to this person a whole lot. I've heard it said that when you finally see the computer this person was using it's sort of like...

seeing their butthole.I find it's also the same feeling when you're a fan of someone's music and you finally see the

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[grasueh]

also, the drunk at night playin' xylophone along with 25 or 6 to 4 lifestyle.

I'm Netflixing TMWTB!

[hermajesty4now]

I have volumes of un-sung songs in my head for you. We are gonna bond so hard the night of our movie date. I might even bring a list of interview questions and a tape recorder. Which i now have because Kate gave me her dick-ta-phone.

[grasueh]

I'm so stoked about our Burton date, Kelly.

I'll only answer interview questions if you highlight the most clever answers with your hot pink highlighter.

[hermajesty4now]

And then I'll frame them - along with my Mapquest maps to your apartment. Which I still need to use - even though I've been there a bunch of times.

[piedpiper]

when

[piedpiper]

k, wait:

[piedpiper]

sigh, never mind.

[constructchris]

Wanna see my butthole?

[grasueh]

Only on days that end in 'y'.

HERE'S MY NOTICE 4 EVA: I <3 APPLE, NOT NAYNAY!

[hiroaphasia]

"I put most of my feelings on speaker phone now.
I'm forwarding the calls straight to my heart.
I'm not seriously comparing my emotions to telecommunication, am I? AM I? No, I'm am. not."

I am so love you, april.

-h

Re: HERE'S MY NOTICE 4 EVA: I <3 APPLE, NOT NAYNAY!

[grasueh]

*insert predictable one liner in reference to star 69ing*