I'm writing (not writing) a ballad for salad.

[grasueh]

It will include the following unfortunate facts

Comments

[april5k]

the other night i had a dream that my boyfriend and i had a theater class with you. in the middle of the class was this table that had a tiny funeral scene on it. there were rows of pews with people and there were two coffins.

there were hotdogs in the coffins. real regular sized hotdogs.

there were two drawers and in each were little figures with heads made from the tops of mustard bottles. in one drawer they were wearing karate uniforms. in the other they were wearing army uniforms.

what could that possibly mean?

[grasueh]

April, it means you must choose your battles wisely.

Should you:

a) eat a hot dog

or

b) die

[worldsgreatest_]

its like youre inside my head

[grasueh]

Conclusion: You have a lot of extra room in there.

[worldsgreatest_]

damn i just got called stupid

[grasueh]

"That's as wide as you can open your mouth!!??"

[lomes]

what is your aim name? oh wait maybe this info is on your info page.

[grasueh]

Dear Lomie, I haven't had AIM in over a year.

[ovation]

I think in addition to this ballad, you should also write a book.

[grasueh]

What's a book?