As I was walking down the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
He went and killed those two dead boys
If you don't believe my story
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