The girl sitting in front of me has is wearing a shirt that says "vote" on it.  I want to smash the back of her head with my book.  It's not because of the cute way that the v-neck of her shirt makes the letter "V" in the word vote, but that might be part of it, it's the way she goes to bed at night feeling content, like she made a difference, all ( Read more... )

Shall I compare thy beauty to a flower?
No I shan't,
Because I can't.
Flowers will one day wither and dry,
Their beauty fades away and dies.
You're unlike a flower in that sense, you see,
Because each day you become more beautiful to me.

Nestled in a corner of my room,
I knew that our ways would part fairly soon,
It was love at first sight and it hurts me so,
To know that tonight is your time to go,

We had been through so much, just you and me,
Tailgates, and dorm rooms, and airport security,
But a man's gotta a do what a man's gotta do,
Goodbye PBR, your time is through.

The goddamn sun beats the shit out of my fuckin' eyes like a sledgehammer. I don't have a 5' o clock shadow so much as 3 days worth of accumulated stubble. Somebody has the radio on and the sound of a banjo's sliding under my door as I push my body up. I woke up on the couch and I'm not quite sure how I got there, the smaller half of a whiskey and ( Read more... )

"Your eyes are red, is what she said,
Maybe if you didn't drink, and if you went to bed,
Then your eyes would no longer be the color red,

But if I didn't drink, and if I went to bed,
And if my eyes were no longer the color red,

Then how in the hell would you recognize me?"