Comments | greasymonkey: "Marxism, anyone?"

greasymonkey

"Marxism, anyone?"

Apr 26, 2005 20:40

If you recite your Pledge of Allegiance with a slight pause on this line:

"..one nation [pause] under God.."

Then you are a COMMUNISTAnd there's also a good chance that you leave plastic on your furniture to protect against stains, you big, dirty opponent of capitalism and American Idol. Don't worry, help and resolution can be obtained ( Read more... )

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blo0dshotxeyes April 27 2005, 20:13:06 UTC

bc red is totally the color of communism!!!

when jen made the correction i imagined mr doyle going YES! FINALLY! and mr everitt just said: "who was that? i like her!" and i said.. Jen Lipinksi. and he says: "Jen? I know her! I like her!" and then he wrote on the board in the place where he puts notes to himself so he doesnt forget stuff:

Jen Lipinski- I like you.

greasymonkey April 28 2005, 00:19:23 UTC

Mr. Doyle is racist. I heard he makes the black people clean the floor and gives the white people cake.

I never had his class, but y'know. Just some stuff I heard.

blo0dshotxeyes April 28 2005, 02:27:42 UTC

well the other day after my SHH meeting, Shelley and Bailey drove me home and shelley wanted to see where mr doyle lived.. bc he lives down the road from me---- and we went by his house and HE WAS OUTSIDE WEARING SWIMMING TRUNKS.

what a sight to behold.

<3
i pretty much suffered from a conversion disorder and and now BLIND.

greasymonkey April 29 2005, 01:12:14 UTC

Bless you child.