[Obito's fished out a really old group photo and taped it on Minato's door.]


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*on a megaphone very very loud*

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

TSUNADE LIKES IT HARD UP AGAINST THE WALL AND FAST AND SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU GROAN DIRTY THINGS IN HER EAR AND SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU BITE HER AND IT DRAWS BLOOD, AND SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU MAKE HER DROP TO HER KNEES AND BEG TO BE FUCKED INTO OBLIVION.

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( to Kakashi )

*might as well get both his dares over with*

Naruto? Kushina? Minato?

ETA: Yup, the trifecta.

All right, guys. Since we're here, we might as well enjoy it!

Especially since this is where all the sake money went. T__T

I mean, hooray! :D *is still trying to make Minato-sensei love him again >D*

So, why don't we play camp icebreaker games? Like, uh, Truth or Dare!

Uchiha Itachi - sold to Orochimaru - 2,000,000,100 yen***
Uzumaki Naruto - sold to Konan - 37,500 yen
Hatake Kakashi - sold to Umino Iruka - 20,000 yen
Tsunade - sold to Hatake Kakashi - 15,000 yen
Konan - sold to Pein - 29,076 yen
Shizune - sold to Shiranui Genma - 475,000 yen
Umino Iruka - sold to Hatake Kakashi - 20,000 yen
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Be sure to study, kids! Finals are coming up soon~! If you need any extra help, I'm willing to tutor [LIES LIES LIES but he needs to keep his job].

Hey, guys - as you all probably know, this weekend is Independence Day in America, which means I'll be whisked off for most of Thursday and all of Friday, Saturday and Sunday. For a wedding (don't ask). I'll try to get on, but things will likely be busy and since I'm probably staying in a house packed with 10,000 of my closest relatives (Hana, Kiba ( Read more... )

*is currently sitting at home, watching The Bachelor reruns and waiting for Kakashi*

[Feel free to barge into Obito's house. There is no such thing as "uninvited"...unless you're Oro/his parents/cops/etc.]

Is it the end of the school year yet?

No? HUZZAH.

*grabs another can of beer and holds up the sixpack*

First one to tell me how Napoleon was driven back from Russia wins this pack of beer! Teachers included!