Me (hanging, naked, upside down in the corner): So.....d'ya think Doctor Doom could beat Doctor Strange?
Liz: No way.
Me: Okay.

Liz and I are getting drunk, and then we're going to walk over to the movie theater and see Harry Potter And the Holy Grail.

"No, Harry, look out! Telefrag, telefrag!!"

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