THE PEOPLE OF PAIXAO ARE HEREBY OBLIGATED TO PAY THE SUM OF:

1,000,000,000 (insert currency here)

TO THE HERO HAMEL

FOR SERVICES INCLUDING: - Dispatching one (1) gigantic monster ( Read more... )

This place sucks. Nobody knows a good musician when they hear it and nobody bothers to pay for the pleasure of the song. The demons ain't mazoku and so I don't care. Never thought I'd miss that stupid crow yakking at me all the time.Stupid little monsters prowling around everywhere. They're not even tough to kill. It could at least be a little ( Read more... )

THIS GUY


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Well, after closer examination it would seem that this isn't a prank after all. I was just testing the thought. You never now how smart those piano-playing-pussies can be. I clearly overestimated mine, though... well done, Raiel. Well done.

In any case! I've also come to the conclusion that this is not my world and people here have not heard of ( Read more... )

All right, what the FUCK is going on here? Clearly, this is the work of that jerk Raiel... unjustly playing a very cruel joke on me for some stupid reason. I gotta hand it to him, he's gone pretty all-out... I mean, I wonder when he found the time to paint all these buildings. And build all these domes. And hire all these people. And hide himself ( Read more... )