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[greatjorb]

yesterday i was driving back from san antonio and i hit a porcupine and a coyote.
the coyote looked at me right before i ran over it.
ugh.
it was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.

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[garden_burglar]

awww thats the saddest thing ever. i hit a rabbit leaving relay once. it was seriously depressing. i think i went and got real drunk immediately afterwards.
its not your fault!!!

[x0a]

i hate you.

[greatjorb]

not as much as i love you.
i mean hate you.

[x0a]

yeah next time you come to san antonio dont let me know again, itll be fun!

[greatjorb]

it will be!
BURN!!!

[swannito]

BE GLAD THAT PORKYPINE DIDN'T POP YOUR DADGUM TIRE YOU HOE

[greatjorb]

that was my immediate thought i was all "oh god, im in the middle of nowhere at night and my tire is going to blow out. RAPE!"