So I had a wet dream last night/this morning. It made me feel like I was in junior high all over again. Best part is I was doing this really hot, really assertive black tranny in the dream. Possibly still a little turned on ( Read more... )

"where are we and where do we ( Read more... )

Being gay is the worst curse ever.

It is a curse, you know.

WHATEVER. First LJ post in like a year, but basically, this is a good recap of the past two years of my life.

Cool = finding out that you were born with a potentially deadly disorder after almost 21 years on this Earth.

I'm not dying, don't freak out.

I wouldn't call this a drunk entry. But I am up late drinking a beer. Not drunk. Just bored ( Read more... )

I changed my user picture for the SECOND time since joining Livejournal (roughly four years ago).

Am I that out of date?

Living with other boys is the most annoying, most enjoyable, most crazy, most manly(?), most educational thing I've ever experienced.

It kills me at times, but it's almost perfect in some ways.

-- Name: Austin Rodrick Swann ( Read more... )

Not a day goes by that I don't wish I had more money ( Read more... )

I'm convinced that my dick has gotten bigger in the past year.

Is that normal for someone my age?