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[greatmendontdie]

I'd like to take at least a brief moment to wish my wife a happy anniversary. I understand I'm one day late and I'm terribly sorry that I forgot it before

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[livetobefeared]

I may have put ice in his mouth.

[livetobefeared]

He needed it~

[voice]

[livetobefeared]

[Unimpressed; audible eyerolling.]

Of course. Trying to help stop that thing from swelling and possibly suffocating you while you sleep is truly meddlesome.

[Tuneless humming.]

Next time I'll let you swallow it, shall I~?

[voice] We're assuming he came up behind him in the apartment. That OK?

[greatmendontdie]

I-- Don't come up on me like that. I'm not about to suffocate. I appreciate the concern, Phobos, but really I can handle myself.

[voice] yes :3

[livetobefeared]

[A low, brief laugh.]

Mm~ Which is why you needed the ice, I believe.

[voice]

[greatmendontdie]

You've moved on to making no sense, Phobos.

[givenagift]

...Um, thank you?

I think I'm quite happy at least; is that good?

[greatmendontdie]

Is there a reason it wouldn't be?

[givenagift]

Well, how do I know that I'm happy?

[greatmendontdie]

Generally, it's an easy sensation to distinguish.

[tru_sojourner]

Dear friend, your heart is worth more than the brightest of gold.

[greatmendontdie]

Odysseus. You might want to let my wife know that, though I doubt she'd take kindly to it~

[tru_sojourner]

Have faith in her. Something has been troubling her lately is all.

[greatmendontdie]

Oh? Do you know something here that I don't, Odysseus?

[givemeyourgold]

This is a far cry from what you said downstairs little king.

[greatmendontdie]

Beg pardon?

[givemeyourgold]

You do realize you died and your soul belongs to the Underworld, right?