Mom: (to the cat) "You better get out of that room!"

Dad: "Yeah, he likes to shit in the bed."

Me: "Oh really?"

Mom: "Bud, now Bud...now stop...now...that's just not nice...that's ugly." (breaks down into laughter)

Me: "Um...what?"

Mom: "Well, he makes it sound like he does it on purpose, it was just an accident."

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When encountering a bad driver at the Rocky Mountain National Park visitor center, my father says, "And this woman couldn't even drive her thumb up her ass ( Read more... )

took the kids to Adventure Town (or something like that) then had a picnic, and now heading over to Winn and Scott's for games!

slept a lot. Good start to vacation. And I have all my luggage. That rocks.

don't understand how people can fathom not having air conditioning...even in Colorado. Idiots, all of them.

is Library 2.0 Summit-ing!

is out to lunch.

Just fixed it so my Ping doesn't use livejournal for status updates...Happy DeRonde?

is strappin 'em on and gettin' ready to sing.

declares the skunk family outside to be very cute, yet very dangerous.