HAHA. I haven't heard so much crying since I pushed gayorg down the stairs last months. That baby. ALSO JAMES PERCY GID BOWTRUCKLE JONATHAN MAX. hahaah charlie, what a weirdo name, but it fits! Crazy though, i am too young to be an uncle!! Just as Ron is too girly to be an ucle and Bill is too tall and George is too ugly. It is the way of life and ( Read more... )

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS STILL IN SCHOOL. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE? I DON'T KNOW. CERTAINLY NOT WORKING AS I AM APPERANTLY STILL A STUDENT.

BETTER GET REVISING.

Hello sprouty!

OY BASTARDS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

CODE D + E

THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT DES ARE IN THE CHANDOS AND THE FLIPPED A TABLE AND WE ARE TOO DRUNK TO HEX

fucking right DE means DEATHEATERS you IDIOTS so get the fuck here NOW PREFERABLY SOMEONE

I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL. Maybe it is. have to call up ol pops in the fireplace and ask him. Actually probably no, last time i tried to firechat with somebody i stuck my head too far in and got singed and then i choked on the ashes! OH THE SNEEZING i still have nightmares! Not really, of course. but yes!! Fred Weasleys is bursting ( Read more... )

I have never been so mindstakingly bored on my day off. And when I say never kids, I mean NEVER EVER EVER. yawwwwwn. I'd throw a dance part, but Georgie last I saw was talking to some old bloke and his kids about some product. He'd probably flip the table if he heard me making too much noise up here. He'd turn a table right over and throw his back ( Read more... )

Hey, guys.

It's really brilliant to not be in the know, yeah?

Because you know, there are two of us.

So we are expendable to you lot, I suppose.

FREE FORM POETRY.

Georgio? Are you here? Are you out? CAN I HAVE A DANCE PARTY?

well well well, see the ickle bratsies are all making April fool's post to celebrate THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE WEASLEY BIRTH! haha, well, TWINS that is! So yea, happy birthday to me, us, you, them, all that ( Read more... )

FOR MERLIN'S SAKE ( Read more... )

I don't want to act like things are different, so i won't and WOW that's the end of that. ta-da ( Read more... )