THE REAL FRED

[gredwheeze]

HELLO

hello?? WHAT HAVE WE HERE OY CALLING ALL WEASLEYS Incredibly spotted red-haired family members REPORT IMMEDIATELY THIS IS A STATE OF EMMERGENCY CHRISTMAS WAS TOP OF THE RANGE

GEORGE CHANGE YOUR JOURNAL it's NOT funny, you are not attractive enough to be me

Comments

[forgewheeze]

ahaha, you wish. changed it coz dad might have a heart attack if he sees TWO fred Weasleys. You know how dad gets.

[gredwheeze]

ohno. I wouldn't know he's only my FATHER.

where are you, i'm dead starved, mate?

[forgewheeze]

aha, eating the muffins mum sent us. Except there are NO MORE and they are IN MY STOMACH. sorry, you snooze you don't eat B-)!!

Play you a game of exploding snap later to see who does work in the morning, yeah?

[gredwheeze]

the joke is on you, gay-org, i have seventeen chocolate bars hudden under my mattress which has been trained TO BITE. watch it you or it'll have at thee!!! uh and so forth, brother o mine.

and NO NO NO YOU WORK TOMORROW. Because see?? do you see with your pratty little eyes the words "george the awesome works here" because i can argue with the titling but not the point.

CATCH YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE. and by flipide meaning kitchen and on meaning in, hahaha.

[the_weasleys]

OH HONESTLY NOW.

SINCERELY,
YOUR MOTHER

[forgewheeze]

MUM!! YOUR OTHER SON IS BEING VERY UNFAIR AND DOWNRIGHT HORRID.

(can you bake us some more of your DELICIOUS food?? please?? fred ate all the crumpets).

[forgewheeze]

and by other son, i mean frederick.

[gredwheeze]

I don't know! ronally is PRETTY horrible when you think about it. or smell him.